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Tuesday, 7 October 2014

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Paint runs everywhere

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing it too".

Because of the secrecy surrounding George and Amal Alamuddin's wedding, tradespersons were not allowed into their Berkshire Council flat to get it ready for the newlyweds. The President and his wife volunteered to wallpaper the bedroom, mow the lawn, paint and fix the gate, feed the cat and wash the refrigerator out while the couple honeymooned in Venice, but accidentally left the CD in the Hi Fi.

"We offered to pay the return shipping cost but have just recieved a tweet saying that they are keeping the CD as reparation for the paint runs all over the gatepost", said the First Lady.

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