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Friday, 3 October 2014

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Bill Gates, surprised upon hearing that he doesn't have a house in Mozambique yet.

Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars.

"Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who doesn't care about winning $211 million dollars?" spoke a lottery official.

Apparently Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe doesn't care. "That's strange, I overheard him say that he would use the money to buy new houses in Mozambique and Tajikistan and he was thinking of buying Tonga," said Bill Gate's Maid in Charge of Cleaning Toilets on the Third Story who wanted to remain nameless.

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