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Tuesday, 9 September 2014

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Many have claimed that Bieber was a big clown--now he looks more the part.

Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group.

Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo Pop, a trademark of the ICP, instead of his old modus operandi of throwing eggs.

Justin Bieber's many fans were shocked, but were making plans to join the Juggalos. The Jugallos will be changing their names--they will be renamed the Juggalo Beliebers, in honor of the new members.

"We've never been big Justin Bieber fans but we need fresh blood. We've seen his female following and that's fresh enough for us!" spoke the two original ICP members.

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