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Tuesday, 19 August 2014

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Giddy smiles broke out among St. Louis rioters upon receiving the Church of Scamatology booklet.

ST. LOUIS, MO. Church of Scamatology leaders knew they had to act fast when the news of St. Louis riots, due to the shooting death of Michael Brown by law enforcement officials, hit the airwaves.

Mustering their Volunteer Minister forces, they swooped into the area by helicopter, brandishing copies of that well-known riot stopper, the Way to Giddy Happiness booklet, written by their revered leader, Elron "Mother" Hubbard. Without a thought for their own safety, they distributed copies of the holy booklet among the rioters, and in minutes, BAM! the rioting stopped and smiles broke out among the crowd!

"It works every time!" said Church of Scamatology leader 'Lil Davy Makemerich, as happiness once more reigned over the formerly troubled city of St. Louis.

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