In a significant blow to The President Of The United States' ego, Michelle Obama proudly told a meeting of women C.E.Os that she always assembled furniture kits, as her husband had not got any patience and never read the directions. "He is absolutely hopeless!", she told the assembly of 200 delegates from the self assembly furniture industry. "He always loses his spectacles, loses fittings and shouts at me for moving his hammer, when I absolutely did not do that.
I always have to take the whole assembly apart and put it back together properly, otherwise we have a wobbly computer desk with a missing drawer knob for the next five years.
He is forever bringing home bedside tables, guest beds, garden furniture, whatever, in the boot of his car, not realising until he picks the items up at the cargo bay that they are flat self assembly packs. He always ends up apologising for accusing me of moving his spectacles, screw drivers and hammers", she told an appreciative audience.