Crawford, Texas - Thousands of packages of illicit bush meat labeled Rocky Mountain Oyster Delight have been traced to a bison testicle tickling - uh, pickling! - plant in Texas.
A food hygiene standards swoop in Ebola-torn Sierra Leone this morning discovered the Texan Tendergroins consignment from George W Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch.
Officials said some of the delicacies appear to have been pre-Brazilianed in conformity with stringent African fur-free nutrition rules.
That suggests a recipe straight out of Old Mother Bush's Bushtucker Cookbook which recommends the exotic sweetmeat is eaten deep fried.
Preparation involves the bison bollocks neatly peeled, basted in flour/chilli pepper/salt and then pounded flat ahead of being served as an Amuse Bouche with a piquant cocktail sauce dip.
Most Texan recipes recommend severing the testicles from the bison before serving.
A few even recommend killing the beast first.
Commenting on today's seizure Laura 'Pickles' Bush told reporters just one mouthful can be satisfying as a wholesome starter.
Jebb Bush is 69.