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Wednesday, 30 July 2014

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Watertight alibi says McVeigh was a lone wolf bomber

Washington DC - A top flight snitch claims to have video footage of a 'second bomber' in a parked truck with Timothy McVeigh outside the Oklahoma City federal building just before the 1995 blast.

And for $20m he'll release the surveillance tape that the Feds say does not exist.

CIA supergrass vetting agents reckon he's entirely legit amid reports he's a EU-based terrorism kingpin who brokered Bowe Berghdal's release from the Taleban in a $3m EU-funded deal.

Other notches on his belt include a $10m European Union 'donation' to halt Ecuadorian nut job Rafael Correa's plans to drill for oil under the country's Yasuni national perk. Uh, park.

Correa happily trousered the cash pile twelve months later after reneging on the deal and sending in PetroEcuador drillers to empty the national monument of its huge crude oil volumes.

Next, Kate Middleton's taxpayer-funded $1m per annum 'dress allowance' was a comparative no brainer despite fierce opposition from the Interpol Fraud Squad.

Ditto Caroline Kennedy's Japan ambassadorship.

Catch exclusive highlights of the 1995 Oklahoma attack right here on this website.

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