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Sunday, 27 July 2014

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Nude woman with glasses wants the truth. Now.

Pottstown, PA --Contractors in rural Winston, North Dakota were in the early stages of an excavation project last week when a 10-man team hit upon some very convincing evidence.

Daniel Robbins, the crew chief for This-n-That Contractors, notified his supervisor who then called the owners.

Robbins said that he's run across circumstantial evidence from time to time in his 30 years in construction: "...But I never found enough in one location to actually build a case. I know it sounds funny, and I know you think this is a joke. But once we hit that hard evidence, I instructed the men, I mean, workers to keep at it. I had a feeling we were on to something. Maybe we'd actually come across some proof".

There was some initial confusion when it was discovered that some of the crew members had no idea of what the truth looked like and wouldn't know it if they tripped over it. Those issues were addressed and the project moved forward as planned.

Experts determined that it was indeed very convincing evidence, and that there very well could be some hard evidence in the surrounding area. Early on Monday morning, the same crew located that hard evidence and continued to find more and more as the day wore on.

Yesterday, hope turned to excitement when the truth was finally located only 50 yards from the original dig. Terrance Gravvels, owner of the Contracting company told reporters that they were going to suspend the original project until all crews unified to locate the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth. "I know it's going to be a very difficult operation. It's most likely that any substantial amount will almost assuredly be peppered with some lies and probably some deceit along with it", he said.

There was some initial confusion when it was discovered that some of the crew members had no idea of what the truth looked like and wouldn't know it if they tripped over it. Those issues were addressed and the project moved forward as planned.

Mr. Gravvels' legal department appeared uncomfortable with the entire situation. One of the team members, speaking on condition of anonymity, suggested that they very rarely work with the truth and know little about it. Although it has at last been found, it is doubtful that "The Truth" itself will ever be attained.. Whether current society accepts this find and will even attempt to use it as it is, remains to be seen. Honest.

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