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Wednesday, 23 July 2014

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Republicans especially hate a shirtless Joe Biden washing his car in the White House fountain.

Washington, DC Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner admitted calling the police on President Obama due to what he said was "terrible blight" conditions at the White House.

"Obama has let the grass get knee-high, with a couple of junk cars up on blocks in the yard," Boehner stated, "and there's an ugly stain on the White House roof. The paint is peeling, and there has been virtually no maintenance on the property since the Obamas occupied the mansion."

President Obama responded to the charges brought by the Republican Speaker saying:

"This is just another Republican harassment. When we moved in to the White House there were gun racks in every room and National Rifle Association bumper stickers stuck to the walls.

"Dog droppings were found in the Lincoln bedroom and the whole place smelled like a stable. It took us months to get it feeling like home.

"We will fight this blight ticket all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary."

Sarah Palin is pushing hard for action to be taken. "This is definitely an impeachable offense," said the Republican rabble rouser.

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