Written by D P Whitehead
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Topics: Barack Obama, parody

Sunday, 20 July 2014

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Blame me - I do

"I blame President Obama for this," said an angry President Obama as traffic snarled on the I-95 just south of D.C. Honking his horn and cursing at other road users the angry President shook his head, "This is his fault, this traffic jam - and this scorching heat."

It is not the only thing President Barack Obama blames on President Barack Obama.

"Have you seen this season of True Blood?" he said as he stared at the ever growing lines of traffic clogging all directions of the highway. "Utter shit - I mean there really is no substance to the show, compared to Game of Thrones it is like watching a kid's show. Fucking Obama - its his fault."

This is the feeling of many American's - who blame the President for the lack of swimming pools in Delhi to the plight of llamas shedding hair in Peru.

"Last week a man Delaware stood in dog shit,' said Obama with a sigh, "I mean what the fuck is Obama going to do about that? I mean, he has to take responsibility. He is the President; and what about the cost of beer in London? When is he going fight back?"

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