Washington D.C. - Ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice, has been dispatched to Russia by President Obama to assist President Putin in his cover-up attempt to hide the damage his soldiers did when they murdered nearly 300 innocent people aboard a Malaysian airplane.
The plane was shot down over Ukrainian airspace and both the Ukrainian military and the Putin regime are denying responsibility for the downing of the plane.
Ambassador Rice was sent to Moscow due to her vast experience in covering for President Obama after numerous scandals. Her extensive resume includes the ability to lie to millions of people, with a straight face, and get away with it.
Ms. Rice will meet with President Putin to discuss which excuse will be more likely to fool the international community into believing something that never happened did indeed happen.
Everyone knows the rebels under Putin's command shot down the plane but Rice will discuss various ideas with him and then float something to the press that will make the international community collectively ask, "Do they think we're THAT stupid?"
Rice will suggest to President Putin that global warming may have been responsible for the plane breaking up and falling to the ground.
Possibly a YouTube video may have enraged a passenger and they opened one of the cabin doors, causing the plane to break up.
There is always the possibility that Lois Lerner targeted the plane because there may have been a few people on the plane who did not enthusiastically support President Obama. It would be easy to throw Mrs. Lerner under the bus.
Ambassador Rice may also insist that the Russians will work tirelessly to analyze data from the flight recorder data box, only to later admit that somehow the hard drive on the black box had crashed and the data is irretrievable.
If Rice is unsuccessful, Hillary Clinton will be hired to appear on Russian television to say, "Who cares if it was a rebel out for a stroll with a RPG or surface-to-air missile who decided to shoot down a plane or not? What difference, at this point, does it make who shot down that plane?!"