Written by susan allen-rosario
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Topics: Cannabis

Thursday, 17 July 2014

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"What will the neighbors think?"

Seattle, WA. When selling and consuming pot became legal this month in Washington State, baby boomers came out in droves to toke it up. But much to their surprise, their children were not so "hip" to the idea of their parents and even grandparents getting high.

" My grandpa spent most of the morning channeling Jimi Hendrix. He had his stereo cranked up so loud I couldn't even hear the phone when my grandma called. Then he sped away on his ten-speed bike to buy pot. The dude wasn't even wearing a helmet," one teen told reporters.

" Not that bad dude, look at my mom over there in the tie-dyed tee shirt and the peace sign earrings. Bet that rag hasn't seen the light of day since the sixties. Probably wasn't even made with flame retardant fabric. Better keep a fire extinguisher handy!"

" It's embarrassing to see your parents acting up like this. They're out of control. No respect, man. What will the neighbors think when they see her out in the back yard smokin' a fat one?"

" Hell, I'll never partake again after watchin' this shit. They look so damn stupid. A severe case of the munchies at their age just might be dangerous. My mom's cholesterol level is going to be out of this world"…

"Next time I want to get wasted, I'm switchin' to Jack Daniels. I might get stupid, but at least I'll look cool doing it"…

One grandparent spoke up after hearing some of these comments.

" Kids today just need to lighten up.What makes them so up tight? They need to keep it real.The world is a groovy place…(takes a large hit off a joint)…it's far out, man"…
"Dude, are you going to eat the rest of those chips?"

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