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Sunday, 13 July 2014

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Uncle Ted hooker book now declared treasure trove and exhibited at the Smithsonian

New York - Decades of off piste shagging have brought Robert F Kennedy Jr to his carpet-burnt knees.

Cited as a co-respondent in a former squeeze's divorce case RFK's cell phone directory of cheap and tacky hos was being touted as exhibit one in New York last week.

Forty three slags' private numbers have been discovered in Jr's A to Z including dozens of DC hookers working the exclusive Dupont Circle turf.

Depositions seen by QM NewsCorpse stringers show each listing carries an intimate photo plus vital statistics like offshore credit card account numbers for easy peasy quickie transactions.

Little drop down menus next to each pic also give details of women's specialisations starting with a $500 knee trembler up against a George Town pizza parlor dumpster (see Karen, 44-24-34, from Meatpacking District, NYC).

RFK Jr has denied any impropriety and claims all the women are Dem wannabe interns who he's been mentoring ahead of a tilt at the White House in 2016.

The case continues.

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