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Monday, 7 July 2014

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"What a flying toilet seat looks like."

A man has been committed to a psychiatric ward after being diagnosed with a rare and very serious mental condition: 'Terrifying Flying Toilet Seat Syndrome.'

"Victims of terrifying flying toilet seat syndrome have psychoactive events that are linked back to being traumatized on a toilet seat aboard an air-plane."

Dr. Jerome, toilet psychology expert.

Albert Hamilton was sitting outside watching an aeroplane when something reminded him of a toilet. Which meant a break down and a bad one at that!

"It came out of nowhere. A terrifying flying toilet seat with a loud flushing sound that wouldn't stop. I promptly fainted!"

Albert Hamilton admits he used to believe that a monster with pincer claws was going to come out of the toilet and get him. Albert's ex-wife spoke to us about her experience living with him.

"I never loved my husband and now I have crabs."

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