Washington - A poll commissioned ahead of Independence Day has voted Barack Obama as America's worst ever president since George W Bush started the Arab World War III.
Second worst was Dubya himself followed closely by George Bush Senior, President Ronnie Raygun, Richard Nixon and 'that c**t from Little Cock, Arkansas' Bill Clinton.
Also widely reviled was Jimmy Carter, a despicable, blundering two-faced toe rag from the Democrat Party's inglorious post-Viet Nam daze.
According to today's Quinnipiac University poll voters also reckon the current president only got into the White House by skilfully hiding his terrorist roots.
Mostly by paying off Rupert Murdoch, billionaire proprietor of NewsCorpse and ex-husband of Blair-fellating Chinese hooker Wendi Deng.
For decades the Australian media tycoon's phone hacking empire snooped on anyone likely to grass up presidential wannabe Obama.
Now a corporate corruption lawsuit is in the offing unless First Lady Michelle Obama manages to secure herself a decent severance package.
The Bush Twins' memoirs are out next week.