Washington, DC-- All of the former presidents of the United States have changed their sex from male to female. Not one of the four men had any reason to switch genders. They did it simply because they wanted to. In a world gone completely insane, their actions made perfect sense.
"Tra lah la la la la lah!" happily sang Georgina W. Bush as he skipped around his ranch in Texas. His/Her father Georgianna H. W. Bush joined his odd offspring and they went skipping into the woods together to pick daisies for their hair.
"I know what we can do, let's paint each others toenails!" lisped Georgina to his/her father. "Tra la lah la lah la la--I just love being a girl!" he/she sang in a falsetto voice.
Bill Clinton also had a sex change and couldn't wait to show something to his/her male friends.
"Hey guys--check this out!" said the newly named Billie Clinton. He/She then bared his/her chest to reveal a pair of 38-D sized breasts. The former president couldn't resist putting his/her hands all over himself/herself.
"I had sex with Hillary for the first time in twenty years--she says it was the best sex ever!" he/she bragged.
The only former president to have any dignity was Jimmy Carter.
"You can call me Jenny Carter from now on." said the former chief executive. "I'm 89 years old now, so the sex change thing really doesn't make a difference." he/she softly said.
When President Obama heard about the sex changes of his predecessors he thought it was a great idea.
"After my term is over I plan to become a man." he said.