Written by D P Whitehead
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Topics: Tybee Island

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Tybee Island District Attorney Ken Suckacock is reported to have collapsed after a heavy drinking session at an army base near Savannah.

Suckacok was invited to attend the function at Hunter Army Air Field where he was served Indian cuisine.

General Kelly Takesituptheass, head of the base, told reporters, "Basically he drank about seven bottles of wine got really plastered in our barracks; it was a real mess. Later on while eating Indian food he collapsed at the table. He is still in a korma."

Tybee Island is a small, insignificant little dump, often referred to as the "Colon of Savannah."

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