WASHINGTON, DC - A few days after Vice President Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton by stating he's 'the poorest man in Congress', President Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a local payday loan center at least twice a month.
Mr. Obama acknowledged that he has been extremely lucky in his career. And although he didn't propose any new federal-funding programs, he is considering signing an Executive Order that will mandate free-interest Payday loans to help working minority families.
"It's about creating policies that allow American workers to receive more "free stuff"," Mr. Obama said. He added, "What American doesn't like 'free stuff'?