Contractors combing the sea bed in the wrong place have reached the end of their contracts to look in the wrong place.
"The next priority, said a wrong place search team chief, was to get paid for looking in the wrong place and to take notice of satellite technology which has for months been pointing to the right place.
A spokesperson said, "We were contracted to look in the wrong place. So what! What would you do?"
President Obama gave the go ahead to look in the most likely area based on secret military satellite data.
The head of wrong place searching told our reporter, "We have masses of irrelevant data now though. We are trying to sell it on EBay."