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Tuesday, 17 June 2014

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BEIRUT, LEBANON - Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran.

The announcement came shortly after US President, Barack Hussein Obama, announced a similar partnership with Iran, aimed at securing victory in Iraq over the anti-Iranian and anti-American terrorists known as Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

Political Analysts from FoxNews and MSNBC were both shocked and amazed, but managed to place blame on US Republicans and Democrats, respectively. FoxNews Analyst, Carl Rover placed the blame squarely on President Barack Obama, while MSNBC Analyst, Chrisss Mattthheewws, blamed George Busch.

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