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Saturday, 14 June 2014

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Where Hoffa may have been abducted

President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detroit on July 30, 1975. But for decades, even after the union leader was declared dead in absentia a full eight years later, the question remains: How the hell did they get him to Pakistan?

A shoe shine boy told the C.I.A this morning that he remembered blacking up Hoffa's face and hands for $100 in 1975 and that he (Hoffa) seemed to have a huge bodyguard with him who looked like a Taliban leader's photograph on a playing card he found in a dumpster. Responding to an Email from the Taliban Chief, Mustapha Hubba, the president has agreed to close down Guatanamo Bay, releasing each prisoner and awarding $10000 and an apartment in Miami Beach to each one. In return the Taliban are to, after 12 months, release Hoffa.

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