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Friday, 6 June 2014

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Never Again!

A Fort Lauderdale man is claiming that his hangover, a result of a night of excessive drinking, smoking and more drinking is probably a lot more painful than childbirth.

Duncan Whitehead, 47, who right now is suffering from an excruciating headache, bouts of vomiting, diarrhea and just wants to be curled up into a little ball on the sofa - made the statement as his wife, and mother of his three children asked, no scratch that, demanded that he change the urine and vomit soaked sheets on their marital bed.

"She has never experienced a level of physical pain like this. She has no idea. I am fucking dying here," said Whitehead as he dry retched for the fifth time that morning.

"He is pathetic. I have given birth - I know pain, he is a sorry ridiculous excuse for a man, and he wonders why I am fucking his brother," said his angry wife as she once again slammed the bedroom door for the umpteenth time that morning!

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