Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down.
Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant until late that afternoon when an unnamed insider stated, "Mrs. Clinton did come to the White House and President Obama welcomed her. But, he had to then explain to her that he was not her butler, that she was no longer First Lady and that she had vacated that position after the 2000 election."
From there, the source expanded and detailed how two large males dressed in clean white uniforms soon came and assisted her into an awaiting SUV before then quickly departing.
Other inside sources have stated that upon entering the presidential abode, Mrs. Clinton rampaged around, cursing and screaming, "Where is that little slut, Monica? I know you're here somewhere! Bill, you had better zip-up now!"
Another report suggested that after the SUV carrying Mrs. Clinton had departed, a butterfly net was found lying on the White House driveway.