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Thursday, 29 May 2014

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Washington DC - Transcripts of stuff between the Iraq War criminals is to be made public for the first time including footage of swabs, rubber sheeting and some highly eclectic negotiating paraphernalia.

The decision to let loose the french letter archive follows years of deadlocked transatlantic smearpolitik that saw Messrs Bush and Blair claim diplomatic privilege about their Camp David hosedown parties.

Next week the entire horrible lot will be out in the open including details of the men's secret offshore bank accounts.

These are bursting at the seams with proceeds of the 'missing' $18billion Saddam Oil-for-Fraud - uh, Food! - program run by international bodies like Elle McPherson - uh, the UN.

Bush and his Poodle Brother Tony have always denied being hired to oust Saddam on orders from the Saudi royals who then helped launder their wartime billions into convenient Caribbean offshore trusts.

Commenting on the upcoming revelations a State Department spokesperson said the Brits simply didn't have the balls to make public anything about the Bush war doctrine.

Expect the huge dossier to make its debut early on next week in London.

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