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Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Pubescent boy band One Direction have been thrown into a PR disaster following the release of video footage of the group smoking cannabis. Fans are said to be outraged that a group of wealthy, famous 'musicians' would chose to inhale illegal narcotics.

Parents of young fans have lambasted the singers for being 'irresponsible role models' for their children, for every adolescent deserves to have clean-cut heroes that champion mediocrity, banality, and ear bleeding lyrics.

The parents of the infantile pop singers have released a press statement saying that their sons are to be 'grounded' as of next week. All 5 members of the band have had their weekly allowance revoked, and are not allowed fizzy drinks until August. Harry Style's mother was quoted in reference to her son; "He's been a very naughty boy. I'll have to take the TV out of his bedroom as well, just to get the message across".

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