Written by Keith Shirey
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Wednesday, 28 May 2014

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WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country.

"There are many honor killings of women in Pakistan because the female children do not obey the wishes of the family in determining whom they should marry. That's just what happened in Pakistan. The deaths are by stoning, which is very painful," said the Head Phallus, Mr. La P'nis.

The RCA chief offered a solution:

"Honor killings should be quick, easy, and pain free as possible. Therefore the RCA will send some of its members, along with assault rifles, to Pakistan to quickly kill women who do not abide by the wishes of their families in whom to marry."

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