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Wednesday, 28 May 2014

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Stoned On Tybee Island

It is being reported that two 18 year old girls have been stoned outside a Baptist Church in the town of Tybee, Tybee Island - 18 miles from Savannah, Georgia.

Tybee Island, best known for it's annual "Running of The Bullshiters" event; where several prolific liars, led by the DA, local judge and Chief of Police are chased naked along Main Street by townsfolk was made famous in the poem "Tybee Island - What A Dump."

The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the church.

"They were definitely stoned," said Mayor Jason Buttercock "They were as high as kites - luckily several officers responded, beat the shit out of them and we have now placed them in the town stocks where they shall remain until the Sabbath."

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