Written by D P Whitehead
Print this
Topics: Cannabis, stoned, stoning

Wednesday, 28 May 2014

image for Two Girls stoned outside New York Mosque
Stoned On Tybee Island

It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York.

The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.

"They were absolutely stoned," said Officer Kevin McMillin. "They were as high as kites - I mean totally wasted, luckily several officers responded, beat the shit out of them and we have now placed in them in a holding cell where they can feast on munchies and watch the ensuing riots, caused by this misleading headline on television."

Make D P Whitehead's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 2?

1 10 7 17
78 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more