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Wednesday, 28 May 2014

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Stoned On Tybee Island

It is being reported that two 18-year-old girls have been stoned to outside a Mosque in New York.

The two girls, Sarah Brooks and Kim Beasley, were reportedly high on marijuana after rolling two joints behind the Muslim place of worship in Queens.

"They were absolutely stoned," said Officer Kevin McMillin. "They were as high as kites - I mean totally wasted, luckily several officers responded, beat the shit out of them and we have now placed in them in a holding cell where they can feast on munchies and watch the ensuing riots, caused by this misleading headline on television."

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