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Tuesday, 27 May 2014

image for Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool
Barz iz for Calafornyuh I seen it on thuh flag., Bares is skary thay can eet you.

Sacrimento, CA - With noo roolzs from the Calafornyuh state Bord of Educashun, noing how to spell "gradjewashun" isn't no longer a rekwiremunt to be able to grajewate from high scool. You dont haff to no how to spel no for syllbul wordz to gradjewate in Calafornyuh high school.

That meens kidz in Calafornyuh can gradjewate from with knot having to nowe how to spell big words.

Lotza kids thot that waz pritty cool. I talked to my nayber about it cause he gradjewated from collij and he said it was stoopid becauz kids is getting dummer. I said we are not and he said you are to and I said he don't now what hees talcin about.

That wuz not cool four him to say kidz is dummer then whin he wuz a kid. I'm gradjewatun from high skool and I aint dummer than no one els especilee my parints. Thayer pritty smart I thinc but thay can be dum to so I amn't shur now that I'm thincin aboute it.

I lerned about annarky in govurnmint class. Thats whin there aint no governmint and peeple do what thay want to. I thinc anarky cood bee a gud thing but when the sckool bord said kids dont have to be spellin no biger wurdz then for syllabuls then I think govurnmint iz good.

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