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Saturday, 24 May 2014

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Donald Sterling, alleged racist and owner of The Los Angeles Clippers and Paula Deen, alleged racist and owner of over 200 heart attack inducing recipes are set to announce a new franchise that will encompass sports and food.

In a joint statement made by both Deen and Sterling, it was announced that the pair of alleged racists have made a multi-million dollar offer to purchase the Washington Redskins; with the intention of renaming the football team The Washington Whiteskins.

The duo have also announced that they are considering branding their own food, including white chocolate and are experimenting with white eyed peas as a delicacy.

Rumors that they have hired rock band Whitesnake to perform at Deen's 80th birthday later this week have been denied; however suggestions that they have asked band Black Sabbath to reform - under the new name White Sabbath have yet to be denied.

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