Washington D. C. (Dead Chickens) - In a shocking statement Karl Rove's own Dr, Cornelious Hornblower, today stated after studying Hillary's photos, videos and horoscopes from the past 20 years, that she has just 6 months to live and should cut back on eating healthy low-fat foods.
"These are the facts that every potential, thinking about running, presidential candidate should consider before running. Hillary Clinton clearly has a murky future. The fact is we don't want, I mean we feel it would be in Hillary's and this part...I mean country's best interests for her not to run against us."
It was then suggested to the Dr. that his own patient Karl Rove would be considered in most medical circles to be obese, especially since he is only 5 feet tall. "Nay!! I won't have that, he's got big bones."
"Well now, I guess those bones have quite a bit of padding don't they?" asked Bill Clinton smiling, when asked about the Rove's comments, "Now I don't mind the comments they made, you know that's part of politics, when Mr. Cheney, a person with multiple heart procedures while in the office of Vice President, opens his mouth, you've got to wonder about his own memory and brain issues. Its amazing how afraid these grown men can be of a 69 year old woman," smiled Bill.