Something so bad and unspeakable has happened in the small town of Tybee located on Tybee Island that it cannot even be reported, it is that bad.
Tybee, 13 miles from Savannah, a small town with an even smaller mentality, is said to be reeling from the events.
"What has happened here is simply too horrific for words," said Mayor Jason Buttercock, "I am not sure we will ever recover from it; this unspeakable horror."
It is reported that townsfolk are comforting each other and setting up a makeshift "thingy" at a local school.
"We are all in shock," said one resident, "this is something that has never happened here before. Please pray for us."
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