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Monday, 12 May 2014

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A Tybee Island drug ring was busted earlier this morning at the Savannah International Airport after custom's officials and the FBI spotted the cartel's drug mule after he disembarked a flight originating from Mexico.

"It was pretty obvious he was a mule," said arresting officer Grant Hogan, "he stood out from all the other passengers, big pointy ears, a swishing tail and of course he was the only passenger who defecated during the boarding process."

The mule, named Ned, is now hold up at the Chatham County Jail, where he is refusing to talk to investigators and only eating carrots.

Tybee police are not involved in this ongoing operation.

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