Georgia - Neighboring towns are growing increasingly worried about Tybee Island - after not hearing from the dufus invested beach town for 72 hours.
"Tybee Island tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned resident of Savannah said, "but two days without a word just doesn't seem right: I just hope nothing bad has happened."
Tybee Island was last heard from late Friday night, when it reported that all was fine, however since then not a word has been heard.
Search partys from nearby Blufton and Effingham have been sent to the area Tybee was last seen but have yet to confirm a sighting.
"It is very worrying," said Georiga Governor Harry Hogg, "Usually they call or text. If anyone spots a sad, lonely, ramshackeld dump, plauged with bureaucracy, a corrupt legal systm and an incompetent police force, please contact a grown up city immediately."