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Monday, 28 April 2014

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Whore Explosion Debuts August 10th 2014

Singer and music industry slut Miley Cyrus told Pop Star Magazine today that she is currently in studio doing a new cover of pop legend Sheena Easton's 1980s hit Sugar Walls.

"I'm the star to sing this song" said Miley as she clipped her toe nails with her teeth, "I mean Sheena is great and all, I love Morning Train 9 to 5, but c'mon Sheena was too lady like too really give Sugar Walls the gutter slut vocals it needs".

Miley has been working with Prince, who has been texting his tips from his retirement home in Delray Beach Florida. "I thought Shelia E was a Ho" Prince said fondly "But Miley, she makes my entire generation look like the Von Trapp Family".

Miley's father Billy Ray Cyrus, now working at a Tupelo Mississippi A&W as a short order cook, stands behind his daughter. "If it takes her screwing Robin Thicke on stage to be a success, well so be it. I had to screw Tammy Wynette and she was an old bag then, it wasn't pretty but I bit the bullet for my family".

Miley's new album "Whore Explosion" wil be available on August 10th.

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