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Friday, 25 April 2014

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After the successful Drone missile attack on Cup Cake rebel leader Mr. Kipling, President Obama, acting on the outcome of a C.I.A investigation into subversionary English coffee bars has declared that old women having tea and cup cakes in "Tea Rooms" throughout the U.K. will all be the target of anti personnel Drone missiles from tomorrow.

The 10,000 plus coffee bar style "Tea Rooms" do not fit into the new "Axis of Caffeine" innocence profile and are therefore political sabotage tourist "terrorist" training schools. To save money, Obamadrones will be financed by the U.K.

Great Britain has been succesfully "Drone Attacking" itself for the past year taking out non European Union approved cup cake manufacturers. The anti confectionary warheads will be specially fitted and launched from a secret address (Buckingham Palace).

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