Written by D P Whitehead

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Tuesday, 22 April 2014

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Tybee Island Police Officer

Authorities believe that a Tybee Island man may have been responsible for the 5 minute outage that saw the World Wide Web shutdown and the internet broken across the globe.

TJ Malone, a retired factory worker, who has been a resident of the backwater, dowdy and rather dirty little Georgia coastal resort for 20 years is believed to have overloaded the internet while searching for anything of interest to do in the sleepy shithole.

"All I did was get on Google and type in 'Tybee Island - things to do' and my computer went berserk," explained the 70 year old, originally from Detroit.

"The next thing I know is that Google couldn't compute that there was anything remotely interesting about Tybee, let alone anything to do here; it complete froze the web!"

Tybee Island, twinned with Mogadishu and Pyongyang, is most famous for having more secret cross dressers per capita than any other US town.

Google have asked that users not to search for Tybee Island or anything remotely interesting about the place - as there simply isn't anything.

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