Al Gore and Michael Moore are planning to do a new movie and launch a major effort to stop so much cow flatulence from getting into the atmosphere.
The going is slow right at present because of it being so hard to video a cow farting at just the right time.
Also, the cameramen keep getting fooled by the Al Gore and Michael Moore farts sounding so much like the cows. (Can you guys go fart somewhere else?).
"Let's try it again! From the top. Let 'er blow! THAR she Blows! Ah ha ha! Moore, Gore...move out of the picture!"
"Those two also have that fat contented look about them that it's hard to...I'm fired? O.K. I can do better that video cows farting somewhere else."
"I heard one over there!", Gore suddenly yells. "See there goes another one."
Moore: "Let's cut the fart video and use sound effects. I'm tired. Must have walked 300 yards today."
The feature "Cow Farts" has been scrubbed and now it's "Greenhouse Gases Can Kill..Everyone", a much improved title.
"Oh the green & PETA people will be there if it was just called 'SH*T", stated Moore.