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Topics: Egypt, DNA, mummy

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

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A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution.

"We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "We did all the tests thoroughly and found that the age is about 3500 years ago. We have done so many of these by now that we could almost guess that figure."

"However", stated Dr. Charles Kindle, we received a great surprise, the DNA showed that it was not completely human."

When asked what else could have been mixed with the human DNA, Dr. Kindle had no answer.

"There is nothing on record like this. But let me follow up here. It was sent to a separate lab with no explanation so we would get a fresh opinion, and they recorded the same thing. In fact, I got an irate call saying that they do not appreciate this type of humor."

Finally, we asked what was next.

"We're inviting the other group here and we are unwrap the mummy as best we can and see if we find an answer. It will be a few months from now. We'll call you."

So that's it for now. Check the network news channels because if this is something new, we will let the public know and give the groups best opinions on what it means.

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