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Tuesday, 22 April 2014

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So Far 1 Copy Of This Brilliant Book Has Been Purchased - But Returned 2 Minutes Later

Awed by her boundless imagination, characterizations and writing skills, as well as her unique technique Helen Schwartz hailed the self-published novel written by her friend Carol Hill as "Utterly Fantastic".

"Carols's stuff is completely mind-blowing," said Schwartz, who read her friend's novel "Helen and Carol Part 1" in one sitting. "I've never read anything like it. It's like she's got this whole universe of her own in her head, and it comes out in her work."

The book, which focuses on two friends and their adventures; including going for coffee, watching TV together and making love with paranormal vampires, took over 15 days to write.

"I think the next stage just has to be a movie deal, then of course a book tour. I mean this is just the first book...there are going to be 20 more," gushed Carol.

The 25,000 word novel, which is littered with grammatical errors and typos can be purchased online in kindle format for $8.99 - it's current ranking is 8,500,000; indicating no one has yet to read this work of art.

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