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Monday, 21 April 2014

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PRESIDENT TURNED PAINTER

George W. Bush today unveiled a dozen new paintings on display in his presidential library. They all deal with the Iraq war he started on false pretenses of weapons of mass destruction - including nuclear weapons and nerve gases - which were never found. Too, no Al-quada terrorists were discovered.

The Bush invasion killed and maimed hundreds and thousands of Iraqis and left over 5,000 American troops dead and some 37,000 wounded.

Bush's new paintings show dead Iraqi children, torture of prisoners at Abu Gharib, and American troops, home from Iraq, being fitted with prosthetic limbs.

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