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Monday, 21 April 2014

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Tilly - Slut?

A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father.

Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement in the small, rather dowdy Georgia coastal town, said "Bobby can bark his denials all day but it is quite obvious to me that Oscar is his son. I order his owner pay $50 a week to the owner of the mother of his puppy (Tilly - a Yorkshire Terrier), commencing immediately."

Bobby's owner Max Knoble says he will fight the judgement on behalf of his dog.

"Tilly is a slut, that puppy could be anyones; and even if it was my Bobby's, she probably instigated the sex. Bitch."

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