The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard.
It seems the ship was a little too close to the bank during a turn and had to make a wider one, passing the fenced area of a nudist colony and the "Good Ship Lollipop" came close to flipping over as most of the passengers ran to the one side of the boat.
However, in order to balance the boat, seventeen male passenger and crew quickly threw themselves overboard and swam for the shore where the nudists helped them in from the water.
Seems all but one needed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation two to three times, and he merely asked to be held close and try to forget the awful incident.
Meanwhile the boat docked and the captain was seen making some kind of deal with the nudist leaders.
Meanwhile, wives were making sure their husbands were OK and then bashing them with deck chairs.