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Friday, 18 April 2014

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Tybee Island's Founder - Steve Hitler

The Georgia Bureau of Investigation has praised two Tybee Island police officers for their misconduct and corruption.

The bureau had opened a preliminary investigation into Sgt. "P" and Cpl. "H" in early February after both officers were singled out for their dedication to Tybee Island including attacking ethnic minorities, pulling over old women for speeding and accepting payment (in the form of fast food) for keeping "riff raff" out of the tiny island that has been likened to Nazi Germany by many.

Tybee Police Chief "B", who likes to be referred to as Mein Fuhrer, says both men have upheld the traditions of the TIPD and says his stormtroopers are now ready and waiting to intimidate and bully more visitors to the holiday resort which is twinned with North Korea.

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