Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people.
"We now believe that the connection is that whoever is on these Unidentified Flying Objects have a taste for human beings. Out of 20 missing people at the present that have been missing for at least a month, weighed around 250-350 pounds."
Although the U.S. Government say that it is a coincidence, they do not have an answer themselves.
The key is to stay slim or get slim if the conclusions from the Think Tank are true.
"I don't think they will gather anyone under 200 pounds", stated the Professor. Also, they seem to leave the 400 pounders alone. Could be that it's too much fat and they are becoming obese themselves. But play it safe, NEVER let yourself go over 225."