WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama.
Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whenever she hears the name Helle Thorning-Schmidt mentioned.
A White House source who did not want her name revealed informed Political Salad Bar Magazine that she had overheard the first lady telling her mother that she dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt even more than Hillary Clinton disliked Monica "Cigar Girl" Lewinsky.
In a strange sense the White House source said that at least Miss Lewinsky was an American whereas Thorning-Schmidt is Danish.
Meanwhile, Jill Biden and Oprah Winfrey have both told Michelle Obama that she is much prettier than the Danish prime minister plus her IQ is higher and she is a lot taller.