Buster Hardin of New Madrid Tennessee has been disqualified in a local County Fair Three-Legged Sack Race after he runs it by himself.
"That's not fair. You call this a County Fair and this is not fair because I won. The rules don't say nothing about there had to be two people in the sack. That sounds immoral to me anyway."
He was asked by a judge to not talk near the microphone and that the whole fairgrounds would hear him.
"I don't care. I got a whopper some people call a third leg, I got a pants leg around it and I won fair and square!"
Now a group of people were getting close but the men were dragging their wives away before they saw too much.
The judge then stated that he knew that Buster was just using the event to brag and that he could have the first prize, a Blue Ribbon if he would shut his yap and leave.
"OK. But it's gotta be placed on my third leg!"