Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 17 April 2014

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Cliven Bundy has said that he thinks Jan Brewer is real pretty.

BUNKERVILLE, Nevada - Cliven Bundy is a weathered old coot whose family and friends say hardly ever smiles.

But the old codger managed to work up a smile after opening up a present that was sent to him by his new best friend Jan Brewer, governor of Arizona.

Bundy told the news media that Janny had given him a silver plated rodeo belt buckle with an engraved bucking bronco.

When one of the news reporters informed Bundy that the bronco was a gelding he looked down at the belt buckle and got plum embarrassed.

"Damn, well fellers, it sure nuff be a gelding alright." He commented.

He then said that no matter what, it's the friggin thought that counts and as far as he's concerned it's a wonderful gift.

SIDENOTE: When Cliven was asked what he thought about 69-year-old Governor Brewer he blushed, spit out some chewing tobacco, and said, "Well I'm still a little on the frisky side and I find the little lady to be dadgum pretty as hell mmmm-mmmm."

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