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Thursday, 17 April 2014

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It seems that about a dozen men of all ages has been reading about the Brazian Wandering Spider which has powerful venom and one bite can cause the death of a grown adult but not likely. However it can kill children, pets and make others pretty sick.

So why try to allow a spider to bite you?

Because, as recently published, the venom also gives males a huge erection that can last several hours.

"These people were experimenting on their own", say scientists. "We are already studying the spider's effects, trying to destroy the poison and still use the side effects. We haven't had any breakthroughs yet and as I can see, you don't need to try things on your own."

Others experts told us that they can use volunteers and that they would be given small doses until the right balance can be determined.

"No use dying trying to get bigger and better."

Also, someone would have to make a deal with Brazil for their valuable spider.

A resident of Sao Paulo stated that they had been afraid of these large spiders ever since he can remember and tried to kill them out as they can bring down a sheep or even a cow.

But if we know the men working on the process there will be more publicity now and they will get plenty of dollars to hurry it up (pun intended) as many Baby Boomers are beginning to droop.

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