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Thursday, 17 April 2014

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Some of the students at Cottonball State College who heard Ann Coulter speak.

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa.

Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater.

Coulter was asked if it ever bothered her that some people, mostly Democrats, refer to her as Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

She giggled and said that it did not bother her one bit because she has heard it about 6,000 times at least.

Ann did say that she does not like to be called Swizzle Stick because it has alcoholic connotations.

Miss Wishywater asked her if she thought that Sarah Palin should make a run for the White House in 2016.

"Oh gosh no. Hell no." Coulter replied.

She then commented that the only thing she wants to see "Snowballs" Palin run is the dishwasher, the vacuum cleaner, and the washing machine.

Coulter was then asked about the rumor that she just had a tattoo put on the small of her back.

"Damn that Bill O'Reilly!" she hollered out.

"Why Bill O'Reilly?" she was asked.

Ann blushed and said that she just meant to say damn. She then admitted that yes, she has crossed over into the land of the tattooed women.

Wishywater asked what the tattoo was.

Coulter told her that the ink art is a combination of the three most beautiful letters in the English language - GOP.

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